Christmas Declares War on Halloween

Fed up with the war on Christmas, Santa finally fights back! His first target: Halloween: Man in Santa suit opens fire at Halloween party.

Witnesses say Jones was “highly intoxicated” and wearing a Santa Claus suit when partygoers suggested he simmer down. Jones, who did not take kindly to the suggestion, went to his bedroom and retrieved a gun, then confronted the partygoers.Mr. WordPress


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Almost Daily is a blog by Steve Merryman. He writes about things that make him tick, and things that tick him off. You may object to his views; you may think he's a moron; and you might wish to tell him so. In return he would remind you that his lack of concern for your feelings is only exceeded by his indifference to your opinions. Good day, Sir!